It’s cold outside. And it’s no where near warm even in (almost) always warm Florida. But the Floridian in me knows warm weather is right around the corner so showcasing these Miu Miu Sandali Polka Dot Cotton sandals is not in the least bit strange as we continue to freeze our buns in this record setting winter weather.
These bad boys are beyond cute. With the 5.5 inch heels these girly girl sandals will sex up all your summer skirts and dresses. Boy I can’t wait. There are definitely pluses to living in the sunshine state, cause as the rest of the country continues to freeze I know warm, sunny weather is right around the corner…and so are cute summer shoes.
I love the silhouette and I love the platform, which is about 1 and ¾ inches, high. It is self covered, as is the heel. You can get these pretty polka-dot sandals here and they will cost you $495.
The Alexander McQueen 2011 Spring collection is keeping faithful with the ‘Faithful’ collection. As you can see it has the signature ‘Faithful folded down ‘collar’ and skull zipper, but this time on a slide. The perfect shoe for looking sexy while getting through the airport and all its checks with ease.
These McQueen’s are black leather with gold hardware snaps and zipper. The zipper features a skull shaped pull engraved with the Alexander McQueen label. They have a leather sole and insole. They have a 4.5 inch heel and a 1 inch platform. And they are $895 and are available here.
Well, it’s the end of the year and A Big Butt and a Smile is continuing with its end of the year lists – this time the: the sexist shoes of 2010.
Shoe Porn is a staple here on the site, and we seek to bring you the baddest shoes 4.5 in or higher. Fuck me heels only. Anything else is for those folk who want to be “cute and comfortable.”
Pish Posh.
Now, some of the shoes that made the list are actually from the designer’s 2011 Spring collection – but we got a glimpse of them in 2010 so they are going on the list.
Next we have the Yves Saint Laurent Mohawk Platforms. Talk about making a statement when you walk into the room. You build your outfit around these shoes – not the other way around, ’cause these bad boys will truly be the focal point of what your’re wearing. With a 6 inch heel and an one inch platform the Yves Saint Laurent Mohawk Platforms had us drooling when we reported on them back in October – and they still do today.
Christian Louboutin’s Misfit sandals reminded us of what the Fuck Me heel is all about: a shoe so sexy that you keep them on when you’re ready to get your freak on. And the Misfit Sandals definitely live up to that. With These their black suede and leather, 6 inches of heel, 1.5 inch platform
and signature red bottom – we wouldn’t ever take these bad boys off.
And finally we have the Viktor and Rolf Platform Pumps. These heeled cleats make them perfect for the women of the lingerie football league. I mean, they wouldn’t have cleats if they weren’t meant for running right? They have a 4.5 inch heel and a 1.5 inch platform and at $595 a price tag we can more than live with.
So there you have it. Shoe Porn’s sexiest shoes of 2010. This year gave us plenty of hot shoes to lust after, and we can’t wait to see what 2011 has in store for us.
I’m not a huge fan of lace but these Giuseppe Zanotti Nude Lace Slingback pumps have me re-thinking that stance. And maybe I like it ’cause the pump is nude, and if you can have only one shoe in your closet and good nude pump would be it. Nude pumps go with just about anything and can be warm winter, summer, spring or fall.
These Giuseppe Zanotti’s are cream colored lace over nude leather. They have a slingback with gold hardware fastener at the ankle and a slight open toe. They have a 5 inch heel with a 1.25 inch platform. They are $595 and you can buy them here.
Who knew a lime green mesh sandal could be sexy. But, these Jimmy Choo Magnum sandals are just that – sexy. These bad boys are from Jimmy Choo’sCruise 2011 collection and will turn any woman into an instant sex kitten once donned.
These sandals are aged lime neon colored mesh and snake skin sandals. They have a pale gold toned back zipper closure on heel. They have a 4.7 inch covered heel with a .7 inch platform. They are $992 and you can get them here.
And this is why Christian Louboutin’s are like crack for shoe fiends. These Christian Louboutin Toutenkaboucle 150 Suede Buckle sandals are from his Spring 2011 collection, though because of the suede and the nude color can easily be worn year round. At six inches, they aren’t the highest heels he makes (that’s be 8 inches if you wondering) but, this suckers still qualify as dyed in the wool Fuck Me heels.
The Christian Louboutin Toutenkaboucle 150 Suede Buckle sandals are nude suede platform sandals with multiple suede straps with silver buckle fastenings. They have that aforementioned 6 inch heel as well as a 1.5 inch platform and of course the signature red sole. These beauties cost 995 and can be bought here.
Talk about orgasmic, these Christian Louboutin Gingham Greissimo pumps will make you cum on sight. While too much gingham can give you that “aww shucks” look, just the right amount can have you looking cute and chic. Paired with the right skirt or a nice pair of jeans these Gressimo pumps will totally set your look off.
These Christian Louboutin’s red and white denim fabric in a gingham print with a 5.5 inch heel, a 1.5 inch platform and of course the signature red bottoms. At $875 they will only halfway break the bank. You can get the gingham Greissimo pumpshere.
Nothing does it for me like a sexy Mary Jane. They just scream naughty school-girl in a very adult way. Nicholas Kirkwood doesn’t disappoint with this mesh Mary Jane from his Spring 2011 collection. These Nicholas Kirkwood’s are black leather with an elastic-ish strap at the back. They have a leather insole and lining and a platform to give it that extra sex appeal. You get this sexy mesh pumps will set you back $1,039.
The Manic pumps are Brian Atwoods most popular design. Much of that has to with Victoria Beckham loving the shoes and being photographed wearing them. While some might find the bright orange garish, I’m a fan of a funky color (or print) on the foot. The bad boys are classic stripper heels at a good five inches and 1.5 inch covered platform. Pole or no pole these suckers really do spice things up and at $700 dollars a pop aren’t crazy expensive like some other designer’s shoes we know and love.
This platform pump by Viktor & Rolf takes the idea of the platform and turn it on it’s head. Reminds you of a pair cleets don’t they? And they bottom of the platform is rubber, so you just may be able to run in them after all – at the very least you won’ t have to worry about slipping anywhere. The colorand texture of this shoe is also striking, they are a light metallic grey with a black fur covering.
These Viktor & Rolf shoes are textured black and grey leather pumps with fur detail. They have a round, tapered toe, an exaggerated tread platform, and metallic pink insole and lining. They have a 4.5 inch heel and a 1.5 inch platform. They are made in Italy. $595 Available Here.
