Well, it’s the end of the year and A Big Butt and a Smile is continuing with its end of the year lists – this time the: the sexist shoes of 2010.
Shoe Porn is a staple here on the site, and we seek to bring you the baddest shoes 4.5 in or higher. Fuck me heels only. Anything else is for those folk who want to be “cute and comfortable.”
Pish Posh.
Now, some of the shoes that made the list are actually from the designer’s 2011 Spring collection – but we got a glimpse of them in 2010 so they are going on the list.
FIrst up the Christian Louboutin Toutenkaboucle 150 Suede Buckle sandals. These bad boys are from his Spring 2011 collection and will make any shoe-feen swoon. The six inch heel is just right for making the legs look long and lean and the nude suede covering means these shoes are good to wear any time of the year.
Next we have the Yves Saint Laurent Mohawk Platforms. Talk about making a statement when you walk into the room. You build your outfit around these shoes – not the other way around, ’cause these bad boys will truly be the focal point of what your’re wearing. With a 6 inch heel and an one inch platform the Yves Saint Laurent Mohawk Platforms had us drooling when we reported on them back in October – and they still do today.
The Brian Atwood Maniac pumps and the Nicholas Kirkwood Mesh pumps were sexy but simple (who doesn’t like a Mary Jane) and the Alexander McQueen Gold Skull pumps scared us a bit, but still sent us into straight shoe lust with their 5 inch heel and one inch platform. We could have lived without their $1,245 price tag however.
Christian Louboutin’s Misfit sandals reminded us of what the Fuck Me heel is all about: a shoe so sexy that you keep them on when you’re ready to get your freak on. And the Misfit Sandals definitely live up to that. With These their black suede and leather, 6 inches of heel, 1.5 inch platform
and signature red bottom – we wouldn’t ever take these bad boys off.
The Giuseppe Zanotti Lace Slingback pumps reminded us that lace could be sexy and not just something old ladies wear. The Jimmy Choo Magnum sandals made us want to go book a summer cruise today. And the 5.5 inch Christian Louboutin Gingham Gressimo pumps made us want to go to a picnic so we could be the sexist ones there.
And finally we have the Viktor and Rolf Platform Pumps. These heeled cleats make them perfect for the women of the lingerie football league. I mean, they wouldn’t have cleats if they weren’t meant for running right? They have a 4.5 inch heel and a 1.5 inch platform and at $595 a price tag we can more than live with.
So there you have it. Shoe Porn’s sexiest shoes of 2010. This year gave us plenty of hot shoes to lust after, and we can’t wait to see what 2011 has in store for us.
you are a sexy girl.
Thanks 🙂