Mel B. Esxercise Tips: I Have Sex Five Times a Day


Well looks like those six pack abs Mel B is rocking is from all that sexercise she is getting:

“I’m honestly not body-obsessed – I can’t be with three kids and a husband. My husband likes my muscles, but then he’s seen me every which way over the past eight years – including when I put on 42lbs after my last pregnancy and he always loves my body. In fact, on top of all my exercise, I have sex with him five times a day – maybe that has something to do with it. I have to admit, I’m a nymphomaniac with him. It’s sexercise! ”

I remember when i used to get it like that. Hell, these days I’d settle for once a day – hell once a week – goodness knows I could use a tune up. While I don’t think all that sex has given her that amazing body, I’m still trying to figure out what this Stephen Belafonte has that has Mel B going wild. I mean it can’t be the flabby belly and saggy breasts pecs he’s sporting. I’m just going to chalk it up to one extra long and wide penis topped off with a super serious head game.

But hey…as long as she’s happy.

And on a side note: If the sex is burning all those calories, is there a reason he’s not losing any weight?

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Lives in music, sits down to read like she’s at the Feast of Heaven, enters every room like a queen or a spy, reads faces the way a gypsy reads palms, knows sex the way a nomad knows the desert’s shifting sands, needs laughter to breathe, eats in celebration of taste, works joyously, loves uproariously, smiles insightfully, dreams delightfully.

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